If you’re like us, you love those huge boxes of flavored instant oatmeal packets from the local membership warehouse. They’re fun, convenient, and contain enough pseudo-food to satisfy a small army.
Unfortunately, there’s always some flavor in the boxes that no one in the household will eat. Packets of the unwanted flavor accumulate endlessly, taking over the kitchen cabinets and eventually sprouting vermin.
Until now, that is. Using our recipe, you can recycle the unloved oatmeal packets into a steaming plate of unhealthy, sugar- and fat-laden cookies.
If your family doesn’t like these, tell the lazy ingrates to get off their rumps and make their own darned cookies.
Makes about 2 dozen cookies