Tacky Living
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Everyone needs a vacation now and then, and we at Tacky Living are no exception.
Remember the days of youth, of being trapped at school in the springtime? The weather would be just perfect, maybe about seventy degrees or so. As you peeked out the window, you'd see big fat robins hopping around outside, stuffing their bellies with whatever disgusting thing it is that robins eat. All the flowers were in bloom, puffball clouds were lazily drifting across the sky. You knew in your heart that was where you belonged - out there with the flowers and the robins, not sitting in typing class beside some creepy pimple-coated guy with stinky feet.
Times change. We aren't school kids anymore. We're adults! Bwahahahaha! We don't have to spend all of springtime in a glorified cell scritching pencils across a piece of paper! No, we can pack a lunch and go to the beach, head to an art exhibit, or check out an incredibly tacky amusement park we've heard about.
Vacation. It's a good thing. We've been doing this web magazine for what, nine years now? Time for a break. Hasta la vista baby! (Or, as we like to say, "hostile the pizza".)
Oh. You want some different articles to look at? Okay, here's some stuff you might enjoy from the archives. Or not.
Custom cake topper - June is a popular month for weddings. If you're getting hitched, turn some heads with a plastic doppelganger.
Cake mix cookies - Have a sweet tooth but you're all out of baking ingredients? Or maybe you're just a lousy cook? A batch of adequate, if not excellent, cookies is only as far away as a box of cake mix.
Monster truck maze - Help Bubba get past the obstacles and reach the monster truck rally. Fun for the whole family, provided that you're dysfunctional.
Until next month, happy kitsching!
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